Some birthdays are all smiles… this one’s more claws and side-eyes! Send a hilariously grumpy greeting with this moody crustacean who’s clearly not in the party mood. With the line 'Wishing you the crabbiest birthday', this card is perfect for friends and loved ones who lean into their sass, sarcasm, or simply hate getting older! Great for anyone who wants a laugh (or just wants to be left alone with their cake...)
Details: - Blank inside for your own personal message - Size: A6 when folded (105mm x 148mm) - Lovingly printed on premium 280gsm off-white card with a modern, fine lined texture - Kraft envelope included
Perfect for: - Grumpy birthday folks - Lovers of sarcasm or dry humour - Crabby Cancerians
Packaging & Delivery Each card is carefully packed and posted within 1-2 working days, in a recyclable hard-backed envelope to arrive safely and soundly.
International Shipping: - Orders outside the UK are sent via Royal Mail International Tracked. - Delivery usually takes 7–14 working days, depending on destination. - Buyers are responsible for any customs fees or import taxes.
